Review: Is Sonic 4 you?

I've had a couple of days with this game since it was released for Wiiware. Since it was the earliest version of the game to be released anywhere, I was one of the first among many normal consumers to play through this game. This whore of a game, however, will be touching just about every other platform out there, including the iphone.

OH GOD

You might have had a good day. You might have even had a great day. But your day will not compare to mine, because you see, I finally have my copy.