Now I'm going to introduce myself. I am a bee. I like video games. What kind of video games? Video games with realistic graphics, and physics. None of that kiddy stuff. Put away your mario/pokeman/polly pocket, and play a real man's game.
Halo is a pussy's game. Anyone can kill aliens in a biosuit. Now DOOM, that's a manly game. You fight against the hordes of hell and wreck shit. They you fucking GO TO HELL and wreck shit up there and even KILL THE DEVIL. All with no pussy biosuit. Just basic armor. Master Chief wouldn't have a chance against a Cyberdemon. Mind you, I haven't played the new one. I'm talking about the old classic one from 1993. Hell, if it wasn't for DOOM, you wouldn't be playing your CoDs and Halos.
MANLY GAMES FOR MANLY GAMERS SUCH AS YOURSELF
ReplyDeleteWell, I never!
ReplyDeleteHalo is classic. It deserves it's spot as the king of FPS since it was also the first FPS ever.
ReplyDeleteIT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
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Get a PlayStation 3. Throw away teh Xbox-n-Wii combo.
ReplyDeletePlayStation 3: It Only Does Everything.
-Jeg
I need to get back into halo again.
ReplyDeleteHalo is a pussy's game. Anyone can kill aliens in a biosuit. Now DOOM, that's a manly game. You fight against the hordes of hell and wreck shit. They you fucking GO TO HELL and wreck shit up there and even KILL THE DEVIL. All with no pussy biosuit. Just basic armor. Master Chief wouldn't have a chance against a Cyberdemon. Mind you, I haven't played the new one. I'm talking about the old classic one from 1993. Hell, if it wasn't for DOOM, you wouldn't be playing your CoDs and Halos.
ReplyDeleteBut..but halo was the first FPS ever. Everything else are just ripoffs of halo! >:C
ReplyDeleteHalo may be a pretty cool guy, but eh is a bitch compared to Doomguy because he doesn't afraid of anything.
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