Who would you trust?

My buddy who goes by the alias "Dojo" frequently tortures himself with rap music. Very often in fact. Even as I type this, he enthusiastically quotes the lyrics to his tunes -- much to his amusement. Classic lines, including:

"Yeah you boys are washed up, and I'm shittin' on 'em like 2 girls, and one cup."

and:

"I wish I never met ya, I wouldn’t wanna be ya. we some asshole niggas, ca-call us diarrhea"

I'm guilty for listening to "bad" music. I'll listen to anything, really. However, if me and my friend Dojo were to ever run against each other for president, I'm fully prepared for my smear campaign. I've even prepared an image in MS paint for such an occasion.