Wednesday, September 29, 2010

You think you can dance?

Well, think again faggot. Your miserable attempts at rhythmic body movement is nothing compared to a God.
But not even a god can compare to this guru of dancing. Movements like these can't even be compared the the natural fluidity of H2-fucking-O. Don't even blink. This break-dancing prodigy makes the floor beneath him his bitch. You think you've seen art? You think you've seen anything that even closely resembles the magnitude of sheer genius displayed when this guy jigs on the dance floor? You don't know SHIT.






Note the numerous creative, and structured dance moves that he, no-doubt, made up on the fly. Those quick movements that you nerds only wish you could emulate. Instant classics like:
  • [0:27] The burger flipper
  • [0:40] The Push-up bounce
  • [1:19]The Mother Earth Patty-Cake
  • [1:30]The Thelma 360°

Genius.
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24 comments:

  1. YamikaisuSeptember 29, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    I am at a loss for words. That's amazing.

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  2. dSeptember 29, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    wat

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  3. JerrySeptember 29, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Uhh.. okay.

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  4. AsherSeptember 29, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    I need his dance moves inside me.... that poor guy behind him though, he'll forever be in the shadow of those godly dance moves.

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  5. ShadowchanSeptember 29, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    i dont even care about the video, that music is gorgeous..

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  6. M. MangoSeptember 29, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    I can't dance at all, man...

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  7. UnknownSeptember 29, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    Oh lolla... My friend went last year and had a blast...Sadly I missed out. ;_;

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  8. 2catSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:09 AM

    Godlike.　

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  9. Sammy JoSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    Cool, should def follow each other.

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  10. McRohanheimSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    I believe we have found Earth's representative.

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  11. FutomaraSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    I can't dance. I can barely walk. But, I'm fat. Oh well.

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  12. VillyneSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    This is must be what happens when Chuck Norris combines with God to do a dance competition.

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  13. PokopSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    I wonder where he bought his shirt from.

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  14. IzzieSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    he's got the moves!
    supp! <3

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  15. Sona-LoveSeptember 30, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    Woah! How do people do that O_O!

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  16. AdmiralAngelSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    If only I was half as good as this guy!

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  17. TravieSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    I don't think I can dance.

    I know.

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  18. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    I like the way you designed your blog :)

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  19. /k/anadian!!qvAmR1ZzV4September 30, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    I accidentally a whole dance

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  20. AnonymousOctober 1, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    Now I feel like dancing.

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  21. Harvey JnrOctober 1, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    I think I'll try and master his moves tonight. As a novice it might be too hard.

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  22. This Guy:October 1, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    Give it up guys. This dancer is just too good. Try something else. Like video games.

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  23. Mike LitorisOctober 7, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    Great post, bro! Waiting for more updates from you

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  24. AustinOctober 15, 2010 at 8:37 AM

    I really thought that looked like lolla, and it is! Gotta love the crazy dance freaks at festies

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