Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Who would you trust?

My buddy who goes by the alias "Dojo" frequently tortures himself with rap music. Very often in fact. Even as I type this, he enthusiastically quotes the lyrics to his tunes -- much to his amusement. Classic lines, including:
"Yeah you boys are washed up, and I'm shittin' on 'em like 2 girls, and one cup."
and:
"I wish I never met ya, I wouldn’t wanna be ya. we some asshole niggas, ca-call us diarrhea"

I'm guilty for listening to "bad" music. I'll listen to anything, really. However, if me and my friend Dojo were to ever run against each other for president, I'm fully prepared for my smear campaign. I've even prepared an image in MS paint for such an occasion.




10 comments:

  1. AT LEAST I WOULD WIN THE BLACK VOTE.

    (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

    (GUCCI)
    (BURRR)

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  2. I just realized that, because of this, rap fans are pedophiles!

    D:

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  3. At least Soulja Boy is good for making people cry.

    Either from laughter or from pain and suffering.

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  4. Is your friend a white pasty dude? If so, make him listen to this because he probably fits everything in it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3wHOacltP4

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  5. Hah! Technically, he's biracial like me. He's pretty much BLACK though.

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  6. I don't know if I would trust someone who likes lil young boys and Soulja Boy.

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